"TryiNg to be Nice on a Good Friday"

i dont know what is it about men who think they are like God' s gift to women, when not even an inch of them makes me fall at my feet. Gosh, i may sound really bitter, but it is such a fact..a while ago, this guy called me up and asks what am i doing.. blah. . blah (note: this is one of my dumb admirers..well, who says im not allowed to have one hehehe)..and i answered him nicely, that i was off to work, then EXPECTEDLY (as such most guys play deaf to us women)..he blabs about his day..(actually he's more dumber than i think)..and asks me stupid questions ..like what time ill be going out, and even assumes i will be going out on a date.. blah, blah.. HELLO.. I said Work..and without even a hint of consideration or maybe he must have assumed i'll be flying a plane to work.. so i told him to call back.. and hanged the phone..MEAN? nope.. just being nice, actually. Then, of course on a holiday holy week..who would ever piss me off than my beloved X who texted to ask how was my week.. of course being the occasion, spiritual and everything..i prompted to be nice and texted him too..until he learns that im off to the beach this weekend..and then he begins to ask these pissing questions of why didnt i ask him to accompany me, why didnt i even asked him before, and why didnt i invited him.. of course, i wanted to call him and say the NICEST thing, but a phone call just isnt enough to insult him.. so i just texted the meanest answer i could think of.. "HeLLO? are u my BF?, that i'd had to ask u first?"..and there was no reply from him anymore... MEAN? nope..just doing him a favor. God would surely punish me for being evil and all..but am i not the victim of these dumb creatures? hehehe i feel like like having horns in my head. Sometimes its hard being a female, when u are acting up on these kinds of men,therefore i am labeled as a bitch..and if im become too nice.. then i'm a slut..yet.. if this does make me a bitch..then so be it.